Thursday, April 23, 2009

(Dia-game) Capitan Novolin

This game is so weird i almost don't want to get in to it... This is what Magi and the sleeping star SHOULDN'T be.

This game was released in 1992 on SNES, retail 60 bucks

This game was sponsored by Novo Nordisk, makers of Novolin brand insulin.

Captain Novolin has to save the mayor who has been abducted by aliens. The mayor is slowing running out of supplies!

The aliens have turned into sugary foods like cookies and doughnuts, with predictable jumping patters.

Pregame you must listen to a "doctors" advice, match your sugar level to the colors, and use a very large needle to get your right dose. (holding down and pressing A fast will get to the game faster)

Captain Novolin must stomp, jump backwards, or duck his enemies, collect diabetic tips, answer some questions, and pick the right food that your doc recommended before the level.

The Mayor sugar is 30, do you give him cheese and crackers or a glucagon shot!! LOL

you have to input a 3 digit code in the beginning, i hope this doesn't mean the game will try to dosage your insulin

What I like... seriously i can't pick one, but i heard he makes some horrible noises when he falls and when he eats to much he falls down and dies or passes out. Also it was endorsed by Mary Taylor Moore, poor kids.

Will smith and Joan Rivers and I got killed by a cookie! I

7 people made this game... watch this video for the rest of this sentence

60 bucks!!

that means that for every diabetic life it saved, it killed that many epileptics

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